steviefuckingnicks:

Special talent: Offending everyone


paperfawns:

vanpireweekend:

Venice was so pretty yesterday

Woah


(Source: jessepnkman)

katkinkat:

*forgets to talk to friends for 4 weeks*

(Source: baebees)

  • Kid: Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
  • Cashier: Are you 18?
  • Kid: It's okay, they're a metaphor.

burgrs:

the moon is gonna turn red because it’s flustered from all of u looking at it :/

nialllhoran:

men’s back muscles let you know that god is real


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